I know it will never happen, but isn’t it fun to imagine what it would be like if Paris actually had to do time?

Prosecutors are saying that Paris violated her probation by driving with a suspended license. They’ve asked a judge to revoke the reckless driving probation, which could mean she would have to spend up to 90 days in jail! The celebutart’s attorney had initially said Par didn’t know her license had been suspended.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you, Your Honor.

I am praying every waking minute that she goes to the slammer. I bet when they tell her she’s off to the “big house”, she’ll pretend she didn’t understand and head to the nearest mansion.

Original post by Tracy Pepey