February 2008


Okay, so it’s ketchup, people, but it’s still shocking. Who does that?

I’ll tell you who — extremely popular, 15-year-old mega star, Miley Cyrus, who proved her devotion to the Heinz people by chugging their ketchup on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

“There’s nothing odd about it! It’s just good!” she replied. “If it tastes good, what does it matter?”

Then the media mogul challenged Jay to take a taste. “Will you lick it?” she asked. “Put it right there and take a bite.”

Which he did.

“It’s a fruit,” she said. “See? You did something healthy!”

Miley will, no doubt, be “The Face of Heinz” by the end of the week.


britsamlynne.JPGSam Lufti
had better start saying some prayers.

Lynne Spears filed court papers accusing Sam of drugging daughter Britney Spears during the time he was her “manager” (which led to the restraining order against him), and now Los Angeles police say they are looking into allegations that “someone” was slipping something into Brit’s applesauce.

Though the LAPD says they have not decided whether to open a formal investigation — and no suspects have been named –  Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said in a statement Wednesday that the allegations “are being considered” by the Robbery-Homicide unit to determine if laws have been violated.

This is so crazy! Imagine if Britney was really being drugged all of that time we thought she had just lost her marbles? I know we thought that the pop star could have been on drugs, but to be actually be drugged is whole new ballgame.

Investigate, investigate!


shiala.jpgShia LaBeouf
is owning up to the night he got arrested in a Chicago Walgreens for being drunk and disorderly.

“That was complete and utter insanity,” the actor told Empire magazine. “I was an a**hole, and it was a mistake I’m still completely embarrassed about. I was in the middle of a strange mind state, having just come off a three-month window of focus. I can’t diminish what happened at all. But I can say this: I’m not the first 21-year-old to be arrested for a misdemeanor. There are lessons in life I need to learn, and I’m learning all of them in front of the public.”

Sounds pretty sincere. I think we can all remember a time when we may have had a little too much of the good stuff and acted a tad improper in public. For instance, one of you may have drunkenly barged into a pizza place, late one night in, say, Albany, NY, picked up an empty silver pizza pan and proceeded to place it on one’s head and spin it, all while imitating Jim Carrey in The Mask and yelling “Somebody STOP me!”

That may have happened to somebody.

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Our girl Kate Hudson is on the cover of the of the April issue of Elle, and inside, the rumored man-killer reveals that there is one special guy that will always have her heart.

“Whatever man I end up with, I will always love Chris,” the actress admitted, of her ex-husband and father of her son, Black CrowesChris Robinson.

I’m not going to say it, but you know what I’m thinking…


ashleepete.jpgAshlee Simpson
is sporting some new, shiny bling on her ring finger, courtesy of beau Pete Wentz.

So, are they couple planning to tie the knot? Not just yet, but it sounds like they’ve definitely talked about it. Ash told Fuse TV’s The Sauce that the new sparkler was a promise ring from Pete, and “It just means that he hasn’t asked my Dad yet…”

Good luck with getting that go-ahead. Sources say that Joe Simpson isn’t Pete’s biggest fan, and the dad is known to be creepily particular about who his girls spend time with.

But this should put Joe’s mind at ease for a minute — Ashlee also announced to the world that, “No, I’m not pregnant.”

Sleep tight, Joe.

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