all-star debates


Just like last month, Tracy and I will be debating some of the things we disagreed on this month. Read our back and forth, then tell us what you think. First up? Avril Lavigne…

Suzy: Worse than last month’s obsessive love of Will Smith, this time it was your love of Avril “the Spitter” Lavigne. You love her? Really? Personally, I think she should be banished from the music world for mispronouncing rock legend David Bowie’s name when she read the Grammy nominations. Then again, it’s not like she’s truly a musician… she’s more of a lip-syncing little troll.

Tracy: Give me break! In a world of pop music tartlets, Avril is one chick who has her head on straight. She does what she wants and makes no apologies — I find that admirable. She’s managed to have a successful career without slutting around Hollywood and is, spitting aside, a strong role model for young girls.

Suzy: Check out this lovely collection of photos — all pics of that twit totally intoxicated. Boozing, nuzzling other girls, flipping the bird, falling over… I don’t know who your role models are, but I seriously question how this untalented urchin can make your list.

Tracy: She an of-age girl hanging with her friends - and in not one of those photos is her cooter uncovered. But I guess it’s hard for you to see clearly when you spend all your time in the convent, Sister Suzy.

Suzy: Yes, my child, I do. And I spend most of my time praying that you’ll come to your senses about Avril.

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As mentioned, Tracy and I will be debating some of the hot gossip that we disagreed on this month. For example — the fact that Tracy thinks Gisele is skanky and how I think Will Smith is too much of a goodie-goodie. Today’s topic? Britney. Let’s just dive in…

Blabber_Suzy.jpgSuzy: Now for Britney… I wish you’d be harder on the girl. I know she’s in the midst of a very public meltdown, but don’t you think she brought these problems upon herself? Who told her to marry scummy boyz? Have two kids and have someone else raise them? She had it all — fame, fortune a cute boyfriend, hair — and threw it all away. I like the girl — I do. But I just don’t feel bad for the predicament she’s in. Famous or not, in life you have to surround yourself with exceptional people. People who know you inside and out and genuinely want the best for you and will watch your back. You’ve had the same posse since high school/college, so I’m sure you can see my point. How did things get so far outta control? She needs to fire her employees, family members and friends.

Blabber_Tracy.jpgTracy: Oh, Britney! To be honest, I just feel like how much more can anyone say about her? And I guess I’m a softie when I see someone get so slammed by everybody in the world. Don’t get me wrong, I fully enjoy participating in ragging on stupid antics of celebrities, but sometimes I can’t help but reach a saturation point. She’s a wacko with tons of problems right now, no doubt, but that sentimental (or wimpy, you choose) part of me wants her to get it together and make a huge comeback. Psssst! I even want her to get back with J.T. Shhh…

Blabber_Suzy.jpgSuzy: Beats the hell outta K-Fed! But let’s just let her get her hair back first.

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E_WillSmith_136.jpgAs mentioned yesterday, Tracy and I will be debating some Hollywood gossip issues that we didn’t agree on this month. Like what? Well, like the fact that Tracy called my girl Gisele a skank. A skank! Isn’t that a term reserved for Paris Hilton and her peeps? Anyway, today’s topic is Will Smith. Tracy is jiggy with Big Willie. I find him too much of a goodie-goodie bore. Here, we duke it out Blabber style…

Blabber_Tracy.jpgTracy: Now, about
Will Smith
. How could you possibly disagree with me on his hotness? The man is a gift from God and having it all certainly agrees with him. With talent up the wazoo, adorable offspring and a wife that adores him, Big Willie Style is the total package. I certainly wouldn’t kick him out of bed — or off the couch, or the kitchen table… um, sorry, whatever. If you think differently I’d like to hear your crazy reasoning.

Blabber_Suzy.jpgSuzy: You know what it is? The Pinkett-Smiths bore me. Just once I want to hear Will drop the f-bomb in one of his songs — or take a role in which he plays a beer swiggin’, adulterous jerk. Instead everything is peachy keen perfection and a cynical gossipeur like myself just doesn’t buy that. Truthfully, I think there’s something going on between the Smiths and Cruises. What do they have in common? It’s quite suspicious. I think the Pinkett-Smiths have been sipping the Kool Aid.

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E_GiseleTomBrady_136.jpgNow that there are officially two Blabber-ers — well, two and a half with our beloved Lindsey — Tracy and I thought it would be fun to go head to head on some of our differing opinions. Then you guys can weigh in and tell me I’m the one who is totally right who you agree with.

Blabber_Suzy.jpgSuzy: So you called Gisele a skank this month and caught some crap for it from the supermodel lovers. I have to agree with them, I really don’t think Gisele is skanky. She dated Leo for like five years and Tom Brady has been her only big boyfriend since. It’s not her fault Tom stuck and ducked Bridget Moyahan. I blame him. Besides, if Gisele is a skank, how do you describe Paris Hilton and the members of her posse like Kim Stewart and the new sex tape queen Kim Kardashian? Skank city, friend.

Blabber_Tracy.jpgTracy: Point taken. Those other names you dropped (Paris, Kim S. and K.K.) are from the superslut category –there’s a difference. Anyway, Gisele walks around like her doo-doo doesn’t smell like poo-poo, and that annoys me. Whether or not Tom is to blame in this whole baby fiasco is null and void. I’d just love to see Gisele get dumped and knocked down off her very high, supermodel horse.

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