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Just like last month, Tracy and I will be debating some of the things we disagreed on this month. Read our back and forth, then tell us what you think. First up? Avril Lavigne…

Suzy: Worse than last month’s obsessive love of Will Smith, this time it was your love of Avril “the Spitter” Lavigne. You love her? Really? Personally, I think she should be banished from the music world for mispronouncing rock legend David Bowie’s name when she read the Grammy nominations. Then again, it’s not like she’s truly a musician… she’s more of a lip-syncing little troll.

Tracy: Give me break! In a world of pop music tartlets, Avril is one chick who has her head on straight. She does what she wants and makes no apologies — I find that admirable. She’s managed to have a successful career without slutting around Hollywood and is, spitting aside, a strong role model for young girls.

Suzy: Check out this lovely collection of photos — all pics of that twit totally intoxicated. Boozing, nuzzling other girls, flipping the bird, falling over… I don’t know who your role models are, but I seriously question how this untalented urchin can make your list.

Tracy: She an of-age girl hanging with her friends - and in not one of those photos is her cooter uncovered. But I guess it’s hard for you to see clearly when you spend all your time in the convent, Sister Suzy.

Suzy: Yes, my child, I do. And I spend most of my time praying that you’ll come to your senses about Avril.

Original post by sbyrne

Hurry up and call your girlfriends — the Sex and the City movie is happening! And Samantha will be played by Kim Cattrall.

It seems it is a done deal as Sara Jessica Parker and the other ladies have signed the papers.

I’d better book a babysitter now!

Original post by Tracy Pepey

Even though Jennifer Lopez clings to the hope that people still think she’s just a proud Latina from the Bronx, somebody’s calling her on it.

Ritmo Latino, a Latino music chain, has banned all J-Lo material from their 50 U.S. stores. David Massry, president of the chain, tells the New York Daily News they are done with Jen because she “has refused personally to promote her new CD in any of our stores” and other Latino-only retail outlets. “We’ve supported her from the beginning,” the prez said. “Now we’re told by her record company she will only visit Anglo retail outlets.”

So Jenny will sign your CD only if your block happens to be the same block as a Tower Records.

Original post by Tracy Pepey

All you have to do in this town is avoid a glass of champagne and people think you’ve got a bun in the oven.

That’s what started the buzz when Borat’s Sacha Baron Cohen’s love, Isla Fisher, turned down a drink at the Cat and Fiddle club the other night. Supposedly Isla then made an announcement to their friends.

“We’ve got some good news: I’m pregnant,” she was overheard saying.

The couple have postponed their wedding, so Sascha can brush up on his knowledge of Isla’s faith (she’s Jewish).
Their reps refused to comment on the baby news, but here’s hoping it’s true. I bet the kid’s first word will be “anus”.

Original post by Tracy Pepey

I know it will never happen, but isn’t it fun to imagine what it would be like if Paris actually had to do time?

Prosecutors are saying that Paris violated her probation by driving with a suspended license. They’ve asked a judge to revoke the reckless driving probation, which could mean she would have to spend up to 90 days in jail! The celebutart’s attorney had initially said Par didn’t know her license had been suspended.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you, Your Honor.

I am praying every waking minute that she goes to the slammer. I bet when they tell her she’s off to the “big house”, she’ll pretend she didn’t understand and head to the nearest mansion.

Original post by Tracy Pepey

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